Stern pinball star wars pinball machine8/17/2023 ![]() Plus there are some str8 bangers on here. I’d rather have this than 90% of the lame tracks we get on the Stern Star Wars machine. I’m giving this one to Matt to review, and I already know he’s gonna hate it. The music is as close as Star Wars will ever get to being truly horny. Show me the X-wings, show me the sabers, show me the yodas. That’s exactly what you want from star wars. Plus it has about eighteen billion lightsabers plastered all over it. It’s funny, I mean look at the emperor - he’s got a fourth grade girl smile. ![]() It’s got this grungy 80s/early 90s basement, uber-nerd vibe that disappeared around the time the prequels started popping out. Here’s the thing: the art for Star Wars Data East fricking rules. Which, by the way, has maybe the most heinous face art on a backglass this side of street fighter. Like, weirdly the only part of the video where he seems proud is when he talks about sneaking his then-girlfriend into the art for the Baywatch machine. I wish he wasn’t so bashful about his art these days. This video especially has a heavy “I loved coke as recently as a month ago, but now I’m WAY into holistic living - like at least double how much I loved coke” vibes. The art on this cabinet and playfield is definitely the product of cheap sex and late eighties Los Angeles uppers. You may have to select a menu option or click a button.I don’t know much about Markus Rothkranz, the dude who did the art for Data East Star Wars, but what little I do know points to the fact that this dude must absolutely get it on- a lot.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply.AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |